Let's work together. - ⚡️Kristen Kalp

Let’s work together.

Psst!  Booking is currently closed but you can get on the dibs list here. 👇🏼

Get dibs buttonIf you’re tired of saying you’re going to do that ‘someday’ — whether you’re talking about marketing consistently, writing a book, selling more of your work, planning the next six months without being overwhelmed by logistics, shifting gears in your business, or launching something entirely new — I’m your girl.

Our 1-on-1 work together focuses just as much on increased vulnerability with yourself and others as on the strategies needed to get you more money, meaning, and magic in your life.

Here’s what you need to know, in ‘That’s What She Said‘ punchline form:

We’re gonna cram a lot in there.

We’ll have one hour-long call on a weekly-ish basis. You’ll take care of all the things you said you were going to do ‘someday’ and see what happens next. (Hint: you’ll stop hiding and immediately get scared, then panic and try to shrink. I’ll make sure you let yourself be seen.)

I’m gonna keep pushing and pushing until you get what you need.

What do you actually want? Once we determine which feelings and outcomes you’re going after, we’ll tackle them with a clear vision, custom to-do lists, and massive doses of strategy. I’ll deliver a ‘do these things in this order’ task list after each call. Each task is due by the next time we talk — or we don’t talk and you lose the call. This is what we call serious motivation.

You might want something as simple as more clients, or as complicated as an all new business model and a product to go with it. You might not know what you want beyond ‘something different that doesn’t suck so many balls.’ I can work with that.

It might seem like too much, but you’ll thank me later.

At some point, you’ll shake your head and wish you hadn’t given me any money. Guaranteed.

The THIS-IS-TOO-HARD-AGGGH place is precisely the point when your investment has paid off: it’s the natural reaction to passing the furthest point you would have been able to reach on your own. (It takes both a fierce advocate of your best self and an unrelenting taskmaster to get you there. ::waves::)

THIS IS INTENSE.

Past dominatrixed peeps have launched books, doubled their monthly income, created new service offerings, killed products they were sick of selling, sold out workshops they made up when we started our time together, and painstakingly rewritten every last bit of website copy until it was 100% in alignment with their true selves, not the selves they pretend to be when Instagram is watching.

If that sounds like a ridiculous amount of work, it is.

Dominatrixing is the time to do away with “someday” and take yourself — your life, your work, your calling, and your impact — seriously.

Dominatrixing includes all sorts of goodies, like four weekly calls, a 15-minute phone-a-friend emergency call, weekly to-do lists, breathwork classes, my support via e-mail, and your choice of my wares. (All of ’em, retired and present.)

Dominatrixing includes:

4 1-on-1 coaching calls // $2596 value
1 phone-a-friend emergency call // $149 value
Admission to my latest live workshop or program // up to $1000 value
For-your-eyes-only access to my retired books, products, and programs // up to $1000 value
Weekly to-do lists, support, and a part coach, part cheerleader ally in your corner // friggin’ priceless

Total value: $4745
Your investment: Less than half that. (And the majority of peeps make back the investment while working with me.)

It’s like taking a creativity workshop, working through the latest online THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR REAL FOR REAL program, and hiring an accountability coach all at once.

Monthly payment plans and how-to-buy details are available when you e-mail me to talk about nabbing a spot. Hint: talk to me. Now, please!

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Kiwi Schloffel
Lorissa Brunk
Lorissa Brunk

Kristen saw a clear path where I saw only roadblocks. She consistently supported me in thinking outside the box about how I could get clients and that answer was almost always right in front of my face (obscured by my own small excuses that I have always called rules). 

Debbie Smith
Debbie Smith

You have helped me unscramble my thoughts in the head, push aside asshole brain, and get clear and concise goals AND hold me accountable for those goals. You have pushed me past my comfort zone but explained to me WHY and that helps me make sense of it all.

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Heather Sontag

Kristen will give fresh perspective to you and your business, helping you find ways to get your message and heart farther out into the world. She’s an action oriented person who helps you set goals and expects you to succeed at them. She’s fun, easy going, but knows her shit - plus you’ll learn how to write better along the way.

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Ilse (aka Jilske)

I haven’t made any BIG changes or decisions. But that it has been a lot of LITTLE steps and tweaks that ultimately in hindsight results in a HUGE difference in quality of life and business. Forget about all the other workshops and online courses and do something that is tailored especially for you.

Alicia Bruce
Alicia Bruce

Dude, she's got pink hair and says fuck a lot, but she knows her shit. She's like an entrepreneurial genius, helping me discover things about my business AND myself that I was too distracted to ever look for on my own.

Courtney Holmes
Courtney Holmes

OMG people are PAYING me! It's incredible. I got so much money in one day that PayPal fucking limited my account. Bastards.

Beryl Young
Beryl Young

I don’t know how in the heck you do what you do. That laser perception you have to help others find a way forward is some magical power you have. It amazes me every time I see it in action.

Ketti Phillips
Ketti Phillips

After speaking with you I felt like a weight had been lifted and I could see clearly – like those Claritin commercials. You gave me focus and goals, instead of just waffling with so much to do and no clear way to do it.”

Brenda Llamas Young
Brenda Llamas Young

I still can’t completely articulate what you’ve done but I know one thing, you’ve given me the confidence and permission to be amazing at what I do while making the living I deserve. It can’t get any better than that….

Meg Hamilton, Rodeo & Co.
Meg Hamilton, Rodeo & Co.

…this girl has changed my outlook on life, business, priorities, and what really matters…

M. Beth Ferda
M. Beth Ferda

...you heard one question, or one comment from me, and from that one question or comment you have this superpower where you can see this absurdly intricate WEB of SHIT that is all tied up with that one little comment or question. It's really amazing. And I HATE the word "amazing." But I think I'm actually amazed, so....

Becky Rui
Becky Rui

Working with Kristen injected fun, creativity and expansiveness back into my feelings around my business and helped me to trust and value myself more as I move forward.

Booking is currently closed but you can get on the dibs list here. 👇🏼

Get dibs buttonNot everyone who wants to be dominatrixed is a good fit, so you’ve gotta talk to me to get started!  Again, many-month payment plans and how-to-buy details are available when you e-mail me — k@kristenkalp.com — to talk about nabbing a spot.

Fill out the form and send it before your brain tells you it’s too scary.