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Steer Your Ship

Best for: total freaking life transformation and deep growth.

You’ll work with me for 6 months of coaching! We’ll start with a 3-day retreat in Santa Fe to establish your goals and sort out what you’d like to accomplish together. When you get home, we’ll work via phone, both within the group and individually. Come April in L.A., we’ll meet again to round out your growth and generally high-five ourselves into oblivion.

⚡️ Get details and the ‘why’ of Steer Your Ship here, then grab the brochure for details 👇🏼


Starts July 16th!  Ballsy

Best for: selling more work with less frustration if you identify as female.

You’ll work with Nick McArthur and me to change long-held patterns that keep you from earning more money, pending your time running in circles instead of getting shit done, and/or afraid of charging appropriately for your time and/or work.

In the words of Ballsy student Lauren Van Mullem:

“Ballsy takes a very different perspective on business – it’s not ‘how to run business like a dude;’ it’s more like how to get past the bullshit we’ve been brought up thinking is normal so we can do business like the brilliant women we are. And that message is very. Much. Needed.”

⚡️Online course enrolling now through July 16th!  Details here or buy your seat here.


Breathwork

Best for: reconnecting with your own depths and your truest self

Breathwork is one part lying down and two parts breathing while a teacher like myself walks you through the process. It sounds *so* simple, but it’s the most powerful form of healing I’ve ever done.

It helps me work through alllllllllll my emotions (plus every last news article, social media comment, political stunt, and stint of gross weather) without totally and completely melting down.  In about an hour, with no side effects, no drugs, and no leaving the house!  Work on your ability to receive, your ability to feel joy — particularly if you have depression, or quieting that overachieving voice in your brain.


Space

Best for: breaking up with your phone so you can do things you used to love but say you no longer have time for.

This 21-day class uses simple, totally doable daily tasks delivered by e-mail to help you remember life before your smartphone. Each message contains a to-do, a GIF, and science to back up whatever it is I’m asking you to do. Many tasks have the opportunity for extra credit, too, because overachieving is a thing I understand. 😉

The entire program is 21 days, but just 10 days in and I’m already seeing my phone and social media usage time drop dramatically. And the thing is? I really don’t even miss it that much! I’m more present with my husband during our evenings, and I actually have free time again to work on projects or crafts. I’m literally becoming a better human. — Alicia Bruce

⚡️Pick it up for $69.


Go Your Own Way: free yourself from business as usual

Best for: handling allllll the business basics without cookie-cutter boring AF advice.

If you’re in the first few years of running a business, you’ve likely spent thousands of hours Googling advice for your every problem. Most of it is completely useless, and even the parts that appear to be useful have induced exhausted eyes-glazed-over snoring again and again.

What if you could learn the basics of business and implement simple, effective strategies for making more money without being bored to tears or looking exactly like everyone else?

That’s what Go Your Own Way is here to do.  Allll the details here.

Download the first fifty pages when you sign up for the free Fuck Yah Club.

⚡️ Pick it up in digital form for $49.99.


Calling to the Deep: business as a spiritual practice

Best for: intense introspection and overcoming all the ‘WTF am I doing!!!!?’ feels.

If you feel more and more like being in business is WAY harder than mastering a few marketing tricks, making some products, and then raking in the dough…welcome.

Business is a spiritual practice, and the art of bringing your gifts to the world is one that requires skill, risk, and vulnerability in seemingly endless supply. I’ll help you walk through the difficult-yet-rewarding work of guiding your business in a meaningful yet profitable direction.

See allllll the details here. Grab the first 50 pages here.

⚡️ Get a copy of the print for $19.69 or get the digital version for $19.69.


Introverts at Work: selling and marketing alternatives for Quiet entrepreneurs

Best for: building your business without attending a single network event. 😉

It may seem like being an introvert and being in business are polar opposites, but there are many ways your Quiet-with-a-capital-Q nature works to your advantage when selling and marketing.

I’ll walk you through those advantages and help you share them with your potential and present customers throughout the book. (Bonus: each chapter ends with a dare to make an additional $1,000 using the methods outlined.)

Allll the details here.  Grab the first 50 pages here.

⚡️ Nab the print version here for $19.69, or get the digital version for $19.69.


All the Selves I Used to Be

Best for: experiencing life’s biggest issues in 20 lines or less.

This is a collection of 69 poems written from 1999-2016, brought together to represent the good, the bad, and the ugly about coming of age with the internet, before the word ‘Millennial’ existed, before iPhones had been created, before the claws of social media got their talons into everyone. When there was love and losing it, consumerism and railing against it; finding the voice strongest within you and silencing it for far too long.

Get the first 20 poems here.

⚡️ Grab your copy of the print version for $16.69, or pick up the digital version for $16.69!


Dominatrixing

Best for: increasing business income, handling one big big major major life issue, or overhauling your business in just a few weeks. Also for working with me from anywhere in the world.

You’ll work with me one-on-one via phone, and we’ll end each call with a completely custom to-do list that you’ll be responsible for bringing to fruition before the next time we talk. No ‘eh,’ no ‘maybe later,’ no ‘nope I didn’t get to that’ — only focused tasks to bring you to closer to doing your truest work in the world.

⚡️Sold out! More info and dibs on any additional open spots here.