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Steer Your Ship

Best for: total freaking life transformation and deep growth.

You’ll work with me for 6 months of coaching! We’ll start with a 3-day retreat in Santa Fe to establish your goals and sort out what you’d like to accomplish together. When you get home, we’ll work via phone, both within the group and individually. Come April in L.A., we’ll meet again to round out your growth and generally high-five ourselves into oblivion.

⚡️ Get details and the ‘why’ of Steer Your Ship here, then grab the brochure for details 👇🏼


Steer Your Ship at sunset
Space

Best for: breaking your addiction to being Busy-with-a-capital-B all the time, starting with your phone.

Your phone can be a tool, not a task master. You can use it consciously and with great love instead of resenting the shit out of it or living in its gleaming, ever-dinging grip.

You’ll regain **at least** 2 hours of looking-up-from-your-phone life per day by doing all the tasks in Space.  That’s more than 40 hours reclaimed from your phone during the 3-week class!

⚡️ Class starts June 11th, details here! Join for $69 here.


Breathwork

Best for: reconnecting with your own depths and your truest self

Breathwork is one part lying down and two parts breathing while a teacher like myself walks you through the process. It sounds *so* simple, but it’s the most powerful form of healing I’ve ever done.

It helps me work through alllllllllll my emotions (plus every last news article, social media comment, political stunt, and stint of gross weather) without totally and completely melting down.  In about an hour, with no side effects, no drugs, and no leaving the house!

⚡️ Try breathwork out for $22 with the Receive class!  Or go for the totally free Lighter class right here.


Dominatrixing

Best for: increasing business income, handling one big big major major life issue, or overhauling your business in just a few weeks. Also for working with me from anywhere in the world.

You’ll work with me one-on-one via phone, and we’ll end each call with a completely custom to-do list that you’ll be responsible for bringing to fruition before the next time we talk. No ‘eh,’ no ‘maybe later,’ no ‘nope I didn’t get to that’ — only focused tasks to bring you to closer to doing your truest work in the world.

⚡️Sold out!  More info and dibs on any additional open spots here.


Go Your Own Way

Best for: handling allllll the business basics without cookie-cutter boring AF advice.

If you’re in the first few years of running a business, you’ve likely spent thousands of hours Googling advice for your every problem. Most of it is completely useless, and even the parts that appear to be useful have induced exhausted eyes-glazed-over snoring again and again.

What if you could learn the basics of business and implement simple, effective strategies for making more money without being bored to tears or looking exactly like everyone else?

That’s what Go Your Own Way is here to do.  Allll the details here.

Download the first fifty pages when you sign up for the free Fuck Yah Club.

⚡️ Pick it up in digital form or in print for $49.99.


Calling to the Deep

Best for: intense introspection and overcoming all the ‘WTF am I doing!!!!?’ feels.

If you feel more and more like being in business is WAY harder than mastering a few marketing tricks, making some products, and then raking in the dough…welcome.

Business is a spiritual practice, and the art of bringing your gifts to the world is one that requires skill, risk, and vulnerability in seemingly endless supply. I’ll help you walk through the difficult-yet-rewarding work of guiding your business in a meaningful yet profitable direction.

See allllll the details here. Grab the first 50 pages here.

⚡️ Get a copy of the print or the digital version for $19.69.


Introverts at Work: selling and marketing alternatives for Quiet entrepreneurs

Best for: building your business without attending a single network event. 😉

It may seem like being an introvert and being in business are polar opposites, but there are many ways your Quiet-with-a-capital-Q nature works to your advantage when selling and marketing.

I’ll walk you through those advantages and help you share them with your potential and present customers throughout the book. (Bonus: each chapter ends with a dare to make an additional $1,000 using the methods outlined.)

Allll the details here.  Grab the first 50 pages here.

⚡️ Nab the print version here or the digital version for $19.69.


All the Selves I Used to Be

Best for: experiencing life’s biggest issues in 20 lines or less.

This is a collection of 69 poems written from 1999-2016, brought together to represent the good, the bad, and the ugly about coming of age with the internet, before the word ‘Millennial’ existed, before iPhones had been created, before the claws of social media got their talons into everyone. When there was love and losing it, consumerism and railing against it; finding the voice strongest within you and silencing it for far too long.

Get the first 20 poems here.

⚡️ Grab your copy of the print version or digital version for $16.69.