…you’ve been trying to do everything business-related by yourself.
Now there’s a global pandemic and the world feels upside down and you don’t know how to move forward, or when. You have NO IDEA what it might look like for you to bring your gifts to the world in a new way, or in the same way but tweaked to suit the demands of this moment.
You’ve been educating yourself about business by reading, listening to podcasts, and/or blowing shit-tons of money on courses everyone raves about, but none of them are actually helping you right now.
That’s because all the online classes in the world don’t hold a candle to an experienced human being’s presence and understanding.
2021 calls for 1-on-1 support, constant creative response, and the feeling that someone, somewhere is rooting for you.
I’d be thrilled to be that person.
Our work together will shift some of the patterns that keep you frozen and overwhelmed as a business owner. We’ll also tackle asking for help instead of quietly drowning, rooting out the places perfectionism keeps you stuck, and giving up the ways you hide your truest self from your business.
Of *course* I’ve got strategies and tactics and tricks up my sleeve — but I’ve also got new ways of being, patterns of meaning-making, and big big love to help change happen as painlessly as possible.
I’ve got 11 years of coaching experience, as well as a Bachelor’s degree in education. My approach is my own — thorough, lighthearted, honest, and deeply intuitive — and it’s helped clients do everything from quit their day jobs to triple their income to gain financial independence from abusive partners. I’ve been doing the work of teaching and coaching for a long time, and plan on doing it for a long time to come.
KK On Tap is the goodness of business coaching spread over the course of 12 months.
Your monthly fee includes:
- quarterly one-on-one coaching calls with detailed to-do lists sent to your inbox
- twice-monthly live group meetups that aren’t even recorded for the sharing of secrets, rants, issues, and wins
- access to my extensive course, class, and book archives (valued at $2000+)
- a seat in any workshops held in 2021 (valued up to $1000)
- a 30-minute phone a friend emergency call to use whenever you most need it
- group Get Shit Done days in which we plow through alllll the tasks you’ve been avoiding, and
- email support whenever you need me. FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
We can do all the business things together, with your feet held firmly but lovingly to the fire.
And we can do it with your soul, your intuition, and your actual real life — not your hypothetical perfect life — along for the ride.
If you just sighed a big sigh of relief or were like ‘YES’ internally, JOIN THE WAITLIST!
With all my love,
Go ahead, spill it!
P.S. Here are tons of testimonials from happy clients:
…this girl has changed my outlook on life, business, priorities, and what really matters…
She’s a coach slash mentor slash shoulder to cry on when things are shit. Pure magic in human form.
I still can’t completely articulate what you’ve done but I know one thing, you’ve given me the confidence and permission to be amazing at what I do while making the living I deserve. It can’t get any better than that….
You have helped me unscramble my thoughts in the head, push aside asshole brain, and get clear and concise goals AND hold me accountable for those goals. You have pushed me past my comfort zone but explained to me WHY and that helps me make sense of it all.
...extremely adept at helping you cut through your own bullshit and get to the heart of the matter in all things business.
I don’t know how in the heck you do what you do. That laser perception you have to help others find a way forward is some magical power you have. It amazes me every time I see it in action.
I haven’t made any BIG changes or decisions. But that it has been a lot of LITTLE steps and tweaks that ultimately in hindsight results in a HUGE difference in quality of life and business. Forget about all the other workshops and online courses and do something that is tailored especially for you.
OMG people are PAYING me! It's incredible. I got so much money in one day that PayPal fucking limited my account. Bastards.
Kristen will give fresh perspective to you and your business, helping you find ways to get your message and heart farther out into the world. She’s an action oriented person who helps you set goals and expects you to succeed at them. She’s fun, easy going, but knows her shit - plus you’ll learn how to write better along the way.
Dude, she's got pink hair and says fuck a lot, but she knows her shit. She's like an entrepreneurial genius, helping me discover things about my business AND myself that I was too distracted to ever look for on my own.
Kristen saw a clear path where I saw only roadblocks. She consistently supported me in thinking outside the box about how I could get clients and that answer was almost always right in front of my face (obscured by my own small excuses that I have always called rules).
I come home and don’t feel like I’m on the verge of tears and panic anymore even though my to-do list is arguably the same length as it probably was when I started working with you last fall. I feel like I can breathe easier and every minute I’m away from the office isn’t shrouded by guilt. I feel like a human again and, honestly, I could thank you every day for the rest of my life and it wouldn’t be enough gratitude.
There’s no metric for this kind of growth. It’s always about lbs lost or $ made. It’s virtually impossible to quantify the deep, spiritual growth that I’ve gone through. You know what’s also crazy… it’s June and I’ve traveled 6 places (AZ twice, Mexico, Philly, the Lake twice, Columbia)… 2 years ago, that would have seemed unfathomable for a variety of reasons. There’s no metric for the permissions I’ve given myself or that.
Working with Kristen injected fun, creativity and expansiveness back into my feelings around my business and helped me to trust and value myself more as I move forward.
...you heard one question, or one comment from me, and from that one question or comment you have this superpower where you can see this absurdly intricate WEB of SHIT that is all tied up with that one little comment or question. It's really amazing. And I HATE the word "amazing." But I think I'm actually amazed, so...
You can work with me from anywhere in the world — peeps from Australia, Canada, Finland, Italy, Ireland, England, Austria, and the U.S. have already done so! Please send me a note, regardless: firstname.lastname@example.org!