Does trying to do All the Business Things on your own result in: - ⚡️Kristen Kalp

Does trying to do All the Business Things on your own result in:

a.) making lots of well-meaning but neglected lists
b.) eating and drinking your feelings
c.) drowning in overwhelm as you scroll social media in despair
d.) beating yourself up for all the ways you aren’t quite ‘there’ yet
e.) all of the above.

If you answered e, all of the above…hi.  Hello.  I’ve been there. 

I can help you make more money and meaning in your business.

KK On Tap is the goodness of business coaching (i.e. dominatrixing) spread over the course of 12 months. You get quarterly one-on-one coaching calls, a quarterly group coaching call to sort through thorny spots with other Tappers, access to my archives and any new stuff I create (valued up to $1000), a 15-minute phone a friend emergency call, and email/text support whenever you need me. FOR A WHOLE YEAR.

We can do all the business things together, with your feet held firmly but lovingly to the fire, and with your soul, your intuition, and your actual real life (not your hypothetical perfect life) along for the ride.

If you just sighed a big sigh of relief or were like ‘YES’ internally, grab the brochure for more details or join now. Then you’ll officially be on the hook for doing things, and you know I’ll be in your corner without your having to make one more list of aimless to-do’s or eat one (to seven) more stress muffin(s).

There are 20 4 spots available.

Get me on tap. Minus the fermented probiotics and weird kombucha-y aftertaste. 😉

With all my love,

P.S.  Here are tons of testimonials from happy clients:

Becky Rui
Becky Rui

Working with Kristen injected fun, creativity and expansiveness back into my feelings around my business and helped me to trust and value myself more as I move forward.

Lorissa Brunk
Lorissa Brunk

Kristen saw a clear path where I saw only roadblocks. She consistently supported me in thinking outside the box about how I could get clients and that answer was almost always right in front of my face (obscured by my own small excuses that I have always called rules). 

Brenda Llamas Young
Brenda Llamas Young

I still can’t completely articulate what you’ve done but I know one thing, you’ve given me the confidence and permission to be amazing at what I do while making the living I deserve. It can’t get any better than that….

Meg Hamilton, Rodeo & Co.
Meg Hamilton, Rodeo & Co.

…this girl has changed my outlook on life, business, priorities, and what really matters…

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Heather Sontag

Kristen will give fresh perspective to you and your business, helping you find ways to get your message and heart farther out into the world. She’s an action oriented person who helps you set goals and expects you to succeed at them. She’s fun, easy going, but knows her shit - plus you’ll learn how to write better along the way.

M. Beth Ferda
M. Beth Ferda

...you heard one question, or one comment from me, and from that one question or comment you have this superpower where you can see this absurdly intricate WEB of SHIT that is all tied up with that one little comment or question. It's really amazing. And I HATE the word "amazing." But I think I'm actually amazed, so....

Alicia Bruce
Alicia Bruce

Dude, she's got pink hair and says fuck a lot, but she knows her shit. She's like an entrepreneurial genius, helping me discover things about my business AND myself that I was too distracted to ever look for on my own.

Beryl Young
Beryl Young

I don’t know how in the heck you do what you do. That laser perception you have to help others find a way forward is some magical power you have. It amazes me every time I see it in action.

Ketti Phillips
Ketti Phillips

After speaking with you I felt like a weight had been lifted and I could see clearly – like those Claritin commercials. You gave me focus and goals, instead of just waffling with so much to do and no clear way to do it.”

Courtney Holmes
Courtney Holmes

OMG people are PAYING me! It's incredible. I got so much money in one day that PayPal fucking limited my account. Bastards.

Debbie Smith
Debbie Smith

You have helped me unscramble my thoughts in the head, push aside asshole brain, and get clear and concise goals AND hold me accountable for those goals. You have pushed me past my comfort zone but explained to me WHY and that helps me make sense of it all.

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Ilse (aka Jilske)

I haven’t made any BIG changes or decisions. But that it has been a lot of LITTLE steps and tweaks that ultimately in hindsight results in a HUGE difference in quality of life and business. Forget about all the other workshops and online courses and do something that is tailored especially for you.

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Kiwi Schloffel

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  You can work with me from anywhere in the world! Grab the brochure for KK on Tap now, then send me a note 👇🏼