Start Here - ⚡️Kristen Kalp

Start Here

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Oh hey!  I’m Kristen.  I’m a total introvert and have never once given an elevator speech, but let’s pretend all that practicing I did while learning to be ‘professional’ and wearing too-tight pencil skirts wasn’t for nothing!

::imaginary elevator doors close::

I help people tune in to the deep truth of who they are instead of looking to experts or 7-part revolutionary(!) money-making(!) systems for answers. I’ll help you feel feels, make peace with your introverted nature, and get braver.  Often I do this through the lens of business, sometimes through poetry, and sometimes by being so vulnerable it hurts to breathe — particularly when I talk about things like my battle with depression.  And tenderness.  And coming out of the spiritual closet.

Instead of playing the ‘more more more’ game that’s so popular right now (had the six-figure launch a few years ago, felt even more dead inside as a result), I’m playing the ‘deeper deeper deeper’ game.

Stick with me if you want to tease more meaning and joy out of your everyday life while bringing your truest work into the world.

You can work with me for 1-on-1 coaching, for the 6-month long Steer Your Ship program, or for human basics like breathwork, too.

::imaginary elevator doors open onto glorious library a la Beauty and the Beast, only with more confetti and a garden of puppies::

I’ve rounded up a bunch of starting points for diving deeper into your life at the moment.

If you only read one article, I want you to know: of course you deserve it.

⚡️Article Rx

⚡️Podcast Rx

⚡️Book Rx

  • You lost the sense of fulfillment you went chasing after in business and want to find it again.  You want to go Calling to the Deep.  (Free 50 pages free here.)
  • You want to reconnect with the voice within you that whispers about being wild and unfolding magnificently.  You want All the Selves I Used to Be. (First 20 poems free here.)
  • You’re a total freaking introvert in business who will do anything to avoid a networking event.  Meet Introverts at Work. (Free 50 pages free here.)

If you need a handle on business basics and getting your enterprise off the ground without boring corporate speak, pop your e-mail address in the box and I’ll send you an excerpt of Go Your Own Way: free yourself from business as usual.  I’ll also send access to a secret library full of sample chapters, lectures, and kits!

Please become a member of the Fuck Yah Club if you’d like access to a secret library stocked to the gills with freebies and wonders, like free books (plural), sample chapters, and other goodies.

You’ll also get my latest podcasts, articles, and workshop announcements sent to you in a weekly e-mail.

WARNING: I use hard-hitting animal GIFs and Golden Girls references to make points in these e-mails. Do not join the Fuck Yah Club if you prefer Seriously Professional Business Proceedings Laden With Bullet Points and Instant (with-3-payments-of-$999) Solutions.

Want to see what people say about my newsletter — and the original missives that inspired each comment?

This is EVERYTHING I needed to hear right now. I can’t thank you enough for this.

Gross. Truly? GROSS. Unsubscribing. 

This is my favorite email subject line ever.

OMFG! Needed to see that!

Thank you for being the voice of the power of quiet action.

Wow. Have to save this. One of my favorite emails ever.

I really REALLY fucking love this. Thank you for sharing.

I needed this message, right now, today and cried while reading it.

I love this story so much. <3

You have the best emails ever. I always look forward to opening something from you.

P.S. What’s that? You’re in love and want to see everything I’ve got for sale at the moment, RIGHT FREAKING NOW. Shop away!