Start Here - ⚡️Kristen Kalp

Start Here

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Oh hey!  I’m Kristen.  I’m a total introvert and have never once given an elevator speech, but let’s pretend all that practicing I did while learning to be ‘professional’ and wearing too-tight pencil skirts wasn’t for nothing!

::imaginary elevator doors close::

I help people tune in to the deep truth of who they are instead of looking to experts or 7-part revolutionary(!) money-making(!) systems for answers. I’ll help you feel feels, make peace with your introverted nature, and get braver.  Often I do this through the lens of business, sometimes through poetry, and sometimes by being so vulnerable it hurts to breathe — particularly when I talk about things like my battle with depression.  And tenderness.  And coming out of the spiritual closet.

Instead of playing the ‘more more more’ game that’s so popular right now (had the six-figure launch a few years ago, felt even more dead inside as a result), I’m playing the ‘deeper deeper deeper’ game.

Stick with me if you want to tease more meaning and joy out of your everyday life while bringing your truest work into the world.

We can work together for 1-on-1 business coaching (wait list here) or for breathwork classes

My courses can help you break up with your phone or communicate regularly with your customers even though you’d rather diiiiieeee than send a weekly email

My books will help you make sense of business without being boring AF.

::imaginary elevator doors open onto glorious library a la Beauty and the Beast, only with more confetti and an adoring puppy named Neville (who is my actual dog!!!!) ::

I’ve rounded up a bunch of starting points for diving deeper into your life at the moment.

If you only read one article, I want you to know: of course you deserve it.

⚡️Article Rx

⚡️Podcast Rx

Please become a member of the Fuck Yah Club if you’d like access to a secret library stocked to the gills with freebies and wonders, like a free books, sample chapters, and dibs on my other goodies.

You’ll also get my latest podcasts, articles, and workshop announcements sent to you in a weekly e-mail.

WARNING: I use hard-hitting animal GIFs and Golden Girls references to make points in these e-mails. Do not join the Fuck Yah Club if you prefer Seriously Professional Business Proceedings Laden With Bullet Points and Instant (with-3-payments-of-$999) Solutions.

Want to see what people say about my newsletter — and the original missives that inspired each comment?

This is EVERYTHING I needed to hear right now. I can’t thank you enough for this.

Gross. Truly? GROSS. Unsubscribing. 

This is my favorite email subject line ever.

OMFG! Needed to see that!

Thank you for being the voice of the power of quiet action.

Wow. Have to save this. One of my favorite emails ever.

I really REALLY fucking love this. Thank you for sharing.

I needed this message, right now, today and cried while reading it.

I love this story so much. <3

You have the best emails ever. I always look forward to opening something from you.

P.S. What’s that? You’re in love and want to see everything I’ve got for sale at the moment, RIGHT FREAKING NOW. Shop away!